Que sera sera

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✖ whatever will be, will be ✖


I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

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My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

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All these 9 year olds 6 year olds 4 year olds going to $350 1D meet and greets jesus christ my parents would never at that age????? They would smack me around with a 1D poster and call it a meet and beat

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beyonce could be taking a shit right now 

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i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning

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eating healthy sounds like a great idea until you start to miss your favorite junk foods

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